What do birds do in the night?
Have you ever pondered this question?
You don't see them flying. You will hardly hear them chirping.
Then what do they do when the sun goes skinny-dipping into the ocean?
Here I present my thesis on this matter:
Exhibit A:
When you park your car under certain trees late in the evening. And when you come back an hour or so later, you find your car spattered with white, green and black mosaic. As if someone up there did not like the monochromatic skin-tone of your car, and decided to do something about it.
Exhibit B:
When you are walking back home, after a strenuous day and an even more strenuous travel, and as you pass below a certain tree, something thick and wet hits you in your eye. All you can do is wipe it and wonder who spat on you...
Conclusion:
The answer to the question: "What do birds do in the night?"...
They do "TARGET PRACTICE"...
Have you ever pondered this question?
You don't see them flying. You will hardly hear them chirping.
Then what do they do when the sun goes skinny-dipping into the ocean?
Here I present my thesis on this matter:
Exhibit A:
When you park your car under certain trees late in the evening. And when you come back an hour or so later, you find your car spattered with white, green and black mosaic. As if someone up there did not like the monochromatic skin-tone of your car, and decided to do something about it.
Exhibit B:
When you are walking back home, after a strenuous day and an even more strenuous travel, and as you pass below a certain tree, something thick and wet hits you in your eye. All you can do is wipe it and wonder who spat on you...
Conclusion:
The answer to the question: "What do birds do in the night?"...
They do "TARGET PRACTICE"...
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