Today, on my way to the office:
I am standing near second seat on the left side row of the bus – the one behind the first single-seat.
Right next to me on the non-window part of the double seat, a guy is sitting.
A flock of ladies is crowding the exit just ahead of me…
The bus is waiting at the signal.
The signal goes green. And the bus lurches ahead with a massive jerk.
One lady looses her balance and falls smack on the lap of the guy sitting on the seat near me.
The Lucky B@$t@rd...
The lady quickly gets up. I look at the guy. He is in a daze.
It looks like he was having a nice snooze. And is not aware what just happened
The poor unlucky fellow…
He looks at the lady with a NON-expression. By “non-expression” I mean it’s difficult to decipher what’s going on in his head. Is he secretly happy at what just happened? Is he sad she got up so quickly? Is he angry she woke him up? Is he constipated?? Is he even alive????
The Mute Stupid Dumb fellow!
She looks at him and sweetly says “Sorry…”
He just looks on – no change in the expression. No. Wait… Maybe he just looks a little bit angry… Angry???
The Smug Idiot!
How I wish I was in his place. I would have told her it’s all right. I didn’t mind it at all. In fact she was most welcome to try it again a few more times…
Poor Unlucky Me… :-(
Got the following comments from friends (quoting from memory - not word for word):
- Ruvi says: "Don't worry! Next time some girl will fall in your lap. And she will be someone like a heavy-weight champion... [on being asked why he was being an Ill-wishing "non"friend, he clarifies:] Be careful what you wish for, for you might get it, but in ways you never expected... Just like for example: Client wants something, so they ask us to develop it. And we develop it and give them application full of bugs..."
- Surjeet says: "See, even God is telling you. Go get an Official partner for yourself soon. Stop looking out for free material..."
- Eldorado says: "Luck only come to those who don't appreciate it... at least that's what I have seen"
- Warrior says: "probably she guessed your intentions, that's why she fell on that other guy ;)"
- - Ruvi replies: "yes agree and most probably she would have seen his inner feeling and face, something like this - [followed by pic of a dog with his huge tongue hanging out]"
- - Jayesh replies: "Jo bhi hota hai ache ke liye hota hai boss (whatever happens, happens for the best). Think what if she had got ur bones broken after her fall. or vise versa..."
- - - Eldorado replies: "Or even worse, sued you for taking advantage of her?"
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