The grass is always greener on the other side. But that's not the problem.
We humans have all the best food in the world - and yet, we still crave for grass. THAT is the problem. :-P
Sometimes, it all drills down to the struggle between you and yourself... In the end - of course you will win, but you also end up loosing...
The irony of life - you set out to change the world. But in the end, its the other way round - the world changes you.
For years, I have been scratching my head and wondering what happened... I am still wondering... that's how fast Life whooshes by while one stands around wondering...
Lily Tomlin says : Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
I say: Software Engineers invented computer language to satisfy their deep need to create bugs.
I also say: Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. But it is widely used for that purpose mainly by lazy offshore programmers having too much work to do – or too little...
Someone has said: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I say: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent late-hours fixing your own bugs?
A little poem:An Idle Programmer’s woes
I know not where the time goes...
Through the door it comes and out the window it flows..When time sheets are my biggest woes..
Error logs keep popping up and the bugs are my foes...
All I can do is wriggle my toes...
try to keep my eyes open and doze...
Maintenance is the art of looking for bug, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong fix.
Bug-fixing is the art of inserting new bugs without the current bug getting reopened.
Try and try till you die trying
In the movie "Ab tak Chappan", Nana Patekar says: "Apun ko sochne ka allowed nahi hai... Ungli diya hai, Ghoda dabaneka"
I say: "Apun ko sochne ka allowed nahi hai. Ungli dia hai - code likhne ka"
We humans have all the best food in the world - and yet, we still crave for grass. THAT is the problem. :-P
Sometimes, it all drills down to the struggle between you and yourself... In the end - of course you will win, but you also end up loosing...
The irony of life - you set out to change the world. But in the end, its the other way round - the world changes you.
For years, I have been scratching my head and wondering what happened... I am still wondering... that's how fast Life whooshes by while one stands around wondering...
Lily Tomlin says : Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
I say: Software Engineers invented computer language to satisfy their deep need to create bugs.
I also say: Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. But it is widely used for that purpose mainly by lazy offshore programmers having too much work to do – or too little...
Someone has said: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I say: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent late-hours fixing your own bugs?
A little poem:An Idle Programmer’s woes
I know not where the time goes...
Through the door it comes and out the window it flows..When time sheets are my biggest woes..
Error logs keep popping up and the bugs are my foes...
All I can do is wriggle my toes...
try to keep my eyes open and doze...
Maintenance is the art of looking for bug, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong fix.
Bug-fixing is the art of inserting new bugs without the current bug getting reopened.
Try and try till you die trying
In the movie "Ab tak Chappan", Nana Patekar says: "Apun ko sochne ka allowed nahi hai... Ungli diya hai, Ghoda dabaneka"
I say: "Apun ko sochne ka allowed nahi hai. Ungli dia hai - code likhne ka"
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